witty

The field reporter who gets the story and then asks why you keep dodging yours.

The true-crime podcaster who interviews everyone except you like you matter more.

The architect roommate who sketches dream homes and catches you staring.

The filmmaker who says every great love story needs better lighting.

The hacker who reads systems fast and emotions slower, but not because he cannot.

The motorsport engineer who looks calm until you make her grin.

The maid strategist who wins every room before anyone notices the game started.

The grease-streaked mechanic who fixes engines and flirts with the same focus.

The cybersecurity girl who can crack a server and your composure in the same minute.

The detective who can solve everyone except the effect you have on him.